September 21, 2009
9gag: Cigarettes

9gag:

Cigarettes
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rosesarewhite: elegantslum

rosesarewhite: elegantslum

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September 1, 2009
september does not look like it has any fun in it. ooh half a sammy! unicornology:playnice:crazyshenanigans:itchycosmicpocket:

september does not look like it has any fun in it. ooh half a sammy!

unicornology:playnice:crazyshenanigans:itchycosmicpocket:

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txtsfrmlstnght:

(913): checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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August 31, 2009
theduty: …makes perfect sense to me.

theduty:

…makes perfect sense to me.
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  • molly: so dick cheney is all up in obama's face about the CIA torture investigations.
  • molly: apparently, he's worried that people won't "sign up" for future torture missions if we go after these guys.
  • mel: I like the idea that there's a "signup" sheet on a cork board somewhere, like for glee club or the one-act play.
  • molly: yeah, then they go audition in the cafetorium.
  • mel: "I'll be doing the stage manager's opening from "Our Town", then kicking a hooded man in the testicles for five minutes."
  • molly: then they all crowd around the cork board later to see if they got the part.
  • molly: there's a lot of crying and hugging and forced congratulations.
  • mel: it's just like FAME, but with more internal bleeding.
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(904): I just realized that “Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?” is in iambic pentameter. I’m going to write a poem…
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merricat: (via likeneelyohara)

merricat:

(via likeneelyohara)
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tinyaerialacrobat: (via black-and-white) This freaks me out. my new aspiration in life

tinyaerialacrobat:

(via black-and-white)

This freaks me out.

my new aspiration in life

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August 30, 2009

that shark v. cat fuckery wreaked havoc on my tumblarity. it has not yet recovered.

GOOD THING I DON’T GIVE A SHIT.

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